Really, HitFix? (Written by 12-Year Old AOL-er)

JUST B/C TH3Y DOUBLAD TEH MOUNT OF NOMIEN3S FOR BST PICTUR3 AT DA OSCARS DO3SNT MEAN DISTRICT 9 OR STAR TREK HAS A CHANCE NOW?!??!!!!! FOR RAAL?!!??!!? WTF STAR TRAK WAS DUMBR THAN A SAK OF POTA2ES AND DISTRICT 9 WHIEL BNG V3RY GOD WAS IN NO WAY GOD ENOUGH FOR ANYTHNG BUT A BST VISUAL EF3CTS AWARD!11!!!1!! OMG THEYRE W3R3 WAY 2 MANY LITLA ANOYANCAS FOR TAHT MOVEI 2 B BST PICTUR3!111!11!! WTF BASICALY S3TLA DOWN NARDS!!1!1!1! OMG LOL U (W3) HAD OUR DAY WHEN R3TURN OF TEH KNG 2K AVERYTHNG BSIEDS!111!1!11 LOL SHUD ANYONE RILLY GIEV A SHIT ABOUT AWARDS ANYMORE ANYWAYS??!!?? LOL DOES DA FACT TAHT MAH BLODY VAELNTIEN 3D WONT G3T NOMINAETD FOR A SNGLE AWARD MEAN SI ANY LES OF A MOVEI 2 MA?????? LOL OF COURSE NOT BUT!!!!1!111 WTF LOL STIL DISTRICT 9 AND STAR TR3K R TEH FURTHEST THNG FROM BST PICTURA MOVEIS!!!!11111 OMG WTF L3T IT GO !1!1! OMG WTF

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