October 1, Movie 1

This will be short and sweet because I am seriously about to fall asleep I am so exhausted. I wasn't sure I would make it through the movie. So her e we go in five sentences or less.

Last House on the Left remake.

Better than I was expecting.

Not as raw and mean as original.

Still has uncomfortable rape scene (rape scenes are my sore spot).

Despite Hollywood-ized changes, had fun ending.

I give it 3 and a half skulls (because that is the scary, cool, evil Halloweeny way to rate movies), out of five. By the way, it is just about near impossible to get a 5 out of 5 with me. Your movie better be PERFECT. I just saw some video game reviews that were like "It was great, despite this little flay and the not quite perfect AI. I give it 100%. WHAT?!? If you ever have to use the word flay, it is not 100%, especially on a scale of 100, you fools.

I hope to figure out this Mac stuff real soon and my future reviews may be in video podcast form on this here site. We shall see.

Until tomorrow!